Monday, August 19, 2013

Layin' Down the Law: Bobby's Manifesto

Hey all! So this is my inaugural post and I feel like I should explain why I'm writing this blog, what it will be about, blah blah blah. First, my grammar, it will probably be bad, atrocious even. However, this is my blog and I'll do what I want to, sah1. Which brings me to my next point, I may or may not make up words in the course of writing my blog. If I do, I'll be sure to annotate said words so as not to completely lose you, my dear reader. Finally, this blog will be - how you say - eclectic. Posts will range in content from my current projects to my current peeves, from Game of Thrones to n00bs I pwn. Okay, there won't actually be anything about n00bs I pwn, what kind of monster do you think I am? I just needed to rhyme something with Thrones and I'm not very creative..

Now, onto the good stuff. Why have I suddenly been struck by the inspiration to pour my life into this electronic diary? I've never been much of a "I just have to share this with everyone" kind of guy. I did keep a journal once, but by keep I mean I wrote two entries in a journal given to me on my birthday then decided it was too much work and was stupid. I was an impatient kid, sah. Again. For some reason, I've decided to to give it another shot. I'm gonna step back up to the plate, try my hand again, give it a whirl, insert choice optimistic phrase here. But seriously, I will be trying to keep up with my blog posts. By all means, please yell at me if I start slacking.

So, there you have it. The first in a series of dull, un-interesting, posts. Are you not entertained?! <--- Gladiator reference for those of you who have no taste in movies. Stay tuned for my next entry.


Your Humble Servant,
Bobby



Definitions List:
1 Abbreviated version of "sorry"

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